You're such a good friend

A recent conversation between me and my friend Frank.

Me: So, drive to Pimlico, drive to your place, move shit, drive to Rockville, move more shit, drive back to Pimlico, pick up sloppy blondes, drive home... drink keg, pass out.

Me: Sounds like a fun day.

Frank: You missed a step.

Me: Do tell?

Frank: drink keg, nail 1 -> n sloppy blones, where n is a function of how sloppy they are, pass out

Another great moment in IM history...

A recent conversation between me and my friend Scott.

Me: I think Jeni just sent you an invite to Maddox's birthday this Saturday.

Scott: Aww

Scott: I'll bet he's walking now, isn't it?

Scott: *he


Scott: lol @ me

Me: Crawling a lot. I don't think he's walking yet.

Me: And, you're a girl.