Wednesday, May 16, 2007

You're such a good friend

A recent conversation between me and my friend Frank.

Me: So, drive to Pimlico, drive to your place, move shit, drive to Rockville, move more shit, drive back to Pimlico, pick up sloppy blondes, drive home... drink keg, pass out.

Me: Sounds like a fun day.

Frank: You missed a step.

Me: Do tell?

Frank: drink keg, nail 1 -> n sloppy blones, where n is a function of how sloppy they are, pass out

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